Me: Me, to my 11 yo: What do you want to do for your 12th birthday party in Feb?Her: I want a Potato Book partyMe: What's that?Her: Just something I came up with. She is a proud Gen Xer, ENFP, Leo, Diet Coke enthusiast, and champion of the Oxford Comma. Wishing you all a good weekend! Birds are chirping. It's finally March, and you know what that means? My 4yo pronounces peanut butter as "peed-a-butter" and that is now how that is pronounced from here on in, and I will not be taking questions on the matter. 1. Is there actually a parent out there setting her alarm 20 minutes before the kids wake up just so she can have hot coffee and peace or is that just a myth like the unicorn or the kid who listens? my five year old would like to inform everyone she consumed mushrooms in her stir fry this evening and will now cease to exist. I feel like Ive really grown as a person already this year. Thats what keeps the joints gliding. Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 31-Jan. 6) "My husband's version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' from the couch." By Caroline Bologna Jan 6, 2023, 04:27 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Whether your child is two or 12, there's a funny relatable tweet out there to make you realize you're not alone. My husband had something delivered to the house, so I opened it.I am screaming pic.twitter.com/mI0w6ggaCc. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. The sun is shining. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Took my daughter and her best friend to dinner and a show with endless snacks and sodas but we didnt get ice cream afterwards so naturally this night will forever be known as that night you didnt get us ice cream., 80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when youre supposed to be mad. i forgot to set the trash can out and missed the pick up. She raises her hand at the baby and the baby raises its hand too. When I die just place a note on my casket for my kids that says yes, theres a $20 in my wallet.. 09:21 AM - 29 Apr. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. My wife and I are currently in the longest "you do it" toilet paper game ever played. My 6-year-old: What's the difference between a barracuda & a shark?Me: When a barracuda is near, you'll hear a guitar riff. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Very frustrated. Sometimes they can be downright hilarious. My son has a shirt that says, "my dad . Like obviously the answer is yes. 13-year-old with cerebral palsy is on a mission to inspire others. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. These funny tweets definitely help alleviate growing pains. 5yo: NO I DOOOOONT *tantrums harder*. me: the kids have been home for 6 days in a row im ready for them to go back to school tomorrow school: TOO BAD WE ARE CLOSING BECAUSE THERES 40% CHANCE OF SNOW. Top 20 Best Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here. When you find something fun and exciting for them to do, they also get bored. These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. Mom A at the park: We allow 1 hour of screen time a weekMom B: We are a screen-free homeMe: My daughter named her new doll PBS Kids Dot Org. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. Turn it off! I watched you guys open everything. Please keep my heartbroken toddler in your thoughts because I vacuumed up some crumbs from the floor that he was apparently very attached to. Yay, summer! from the couch. Because, you know, it was a really good box. People who don't have kids, what's it like to go an entire day without someone asking you, "What's your favorite dinosaur?". Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! My most transferrable skill between being a surgeon and parenting a newborn is my ability to eat an entire lunch in about 45 seconds. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids. PARENTING PSA: All 4th-graders are narcs. pic.twitter.com/ATTTKhNeOq. I got-Me: I know. ", Dentists be like, The earliest we can get you in is today at 1 or a Tuesday afternoon 6 months from now., Nothing says '80s parenting like my mom taping my bangs to my forehead to cut them in a straight line, Nothing hurts your feelings like accidentally opening the front-facing camera. My 5yos lunch bag came home yesterday with a bunch of noodles on it. Its not like we pee our pants, wake up 40 times a night, wear our pajamas around all day and oh. There is a lot to process with this new parental verification on my childs iPad. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. My daughter just asked me if Cinderellas shoe is such a perfect fit then why did it fall off so I enrolled her in the task force. Once your kids become teens you only know their friends parents by waving to them from car windows. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Afterwards the 11yo says, "Thanks for the life lesson, but I'll never drive a gas car," 13yo says, "This is like the time you showed us how a pay phone works." I dont care anymore if hes singing Old McDonald in this Safeway. I'm getting popcorn. My parenting style can best be described as whatever works in the moment, My kids think the LMFAO song is Im 16 and I know it, so now theyre singing it but swapping in their own ages, my daughter just dyed her hair turquoise and apparently has no idea that she's subjected herself to months of me asking if she's still feeling blue, I bet itd be nice to be as rich as my kids clearly think I am. NOBODY MOVE. "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. Kids walk right past their father, come into the bathroom where Im blow drying my hair, to ask me to open the granola bar. It's my daughter's birthday today, so naturally she woke me up at 5 am instead of 6 am to guarantee I was the first one to wish her Happy Birthday. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. #17 Wouldn't that be nice? Janene #1 Why is this so true Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near. Me, a Jewish mother, to her children in September. The kid looked at me before he left and said what Ive learned about you is you eat really weird looking food. Just watched our 5 month-old roll from front-to-back-to-front, and Im suddenly keenly aware that OMG THEYRE GOING TO START MOVING SOON AND EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE IS A DEATHTRAP. pic.twitter.com/OKw7fXDuXc, Me *overhearing my neighbor's 3 yr old daughter having a mega tantrum: So glad I'm past the toddler years Teen: Screams, slams their bedroom door, storms off down the stairs and screams one more timeAlso Me: The irony of this moment is not lost on me, Picked up my 6 yo from a play date and the first thing he said as we got in the car was THEY ARE DEFINITELY RICHER THAN WE ARE!!. My 5yo holding her baby, "I can't leave the baby home alone!" pic.twitter.com/hWtAjufSwa. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 2, 2023) - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more! at what age do kids realize its gross to drink their own bath water because the answer isnt six, Getting a kid to leave a waterpark is like getting a drunk friend to leave the bar at closing time, they always have a reason to stretch it out, 9yo, after giving my husband a heartfelt handmade Father's Day card: "They made us do that for school, that wasn't my idea.". How do I get my child to stop playing with my belly fat in public? Me: You mean red light, green light. Dropped something off for my son and a kid in his class looked at me and then turned to my son and said my mom doesnt have eyebrows like your mom. I didn't know it was that serious. Have a good weekend everybody! Him: how do you take your coffee?Me: in large quantities, Autocorrect changed Hows your day? to Hows your fat? in a message to my wife and THANK GOD I caught it. A kid at soft play asked about our family, and I told her my toddler had 2 mums. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! [After dropping a container of blueberries all over the floor] 8 y/o: See! Im a vegetarian so I cook my own thing. At bedtime my kid told me he was as thirsty as a hippo who never ever had any water and now I need to call Milton-Bradley with a new game idea, I made broccoli and salmon with homemade sugar cookies and the baby just wanted the broccoli and salmonpaternity test coming right up. One thing Ive never understood about being a parent is how I can go to work and still find a kids sock in my coat pocket. My 5yo asked my 9yo if he was eating spaghetti. MORNING. This girl should I compile all the selfies she takes in my phone and gift them to her when shes older pic.twitter.com/xQw6prGwtz, Daughter found out her teachers aide moved in nearby and she has been glued to the window watching his house. Part of HuffPost Relationships. She immediately said Why not 3? and honestly its a great question, will talk to my wife about it tonight. My kid sure has a lot of opinions about string cheese for someone whos only been around for 4 years. 3 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. Youngest child: Here are the 7 pictures of me as a child. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. 25 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Raising Boys, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT? My 9YO is half way done sharing her dream which she started narrating last Monday. Last night at dinner my 6 year-old asked me what the most dangerous shark was and I said 'The Loan Shark' so naturally I received an email from his teacher this morning. , Excellent news! 8: Hold that grape while I cut it.6: Ok! Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. do not hit that submit button. We had a long drive this weekend but thank god my kid had a story that lasted all 4 hours so we didnt get bored. "My toddler said 'I feel drinky' and yeah girl, same. ", My kid just turned 4 so I keep telling her things like: 4 year olds always clean up their toys after their done playing, and 4 year olds always eat everything on their plateso far its working but I suspect my time is limited. Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez @johndavids_635 Kids cough like this but you wanna open up schools???? Blasted some Nirvana to do some cleaning, immediately started air drumming and head banging and my 12 y/o daughter walked up to me with a concerned look on her face and asked me, Are you ok? like some kind of Boomer trying to bring me down. Sign up to follow me here! Jan. 23, 2023, 7:30 AM PST / Source: TODAY. Like exhaustation. Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere. This what I see when I walked in. Tomorrows dress up day for my kids school is throwback to the 2000s. Pardon me while I go grab my walker. Im on a business trip and I get this text from my husband, I think the kids have hidden a hotdog in the house, but I cant find it. 7 showed me things he wanted to buy on amazon. Oh look, its the time of night when I make all the wrong dietary choices. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. WAIT, IS A WOLF GOING TO EAT THEM? I typed my symptoms into DadMD and it said, Youll live., 5 during the queens funeral:I cant wait to marry Prince George and be queen of the worldWhen do they all have lunchI wonder if they keep snacks in those big furry hatsWhen Im queen Ill tell my servants to bring me a cheese bagelMummy can you bring me a cheese bagel. "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. My 7-year-old son grabbed a big stick that was leaning against a building and a woman stopped him and told him it was her husbands stick so apparently this is something he might not grow out of. Wishing you all a good weekend! Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. my kid is crying because theres no volume control on the blender and now were all crying because why isnt there? Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said it means you can go ahead of me so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday, 5: Whats for dinner? Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent. I think the reason it's cloudy is because the sun wanted to sleep longer.-my 4yo, the meteorologist. I got mad. Im pretty sure they were running a kitchen shop yesterday so Im very concerned about their legitimacy. I came home after all that and my oldest, known to light candles in the bathroom, talkin bout some daddy, dont be mad. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Because shes in the livingroom. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Tried to help my 9yo with math homework and decided Id be more successful baptizing a cat. IE 11 is not supported. Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication. While in the tumble dryer a pair of my knickers got stuck to the Velcro pocket on my sons trousers and, when wearing the trousers, he didnt notice until hed walked to the bus stop, gone on the bus, and walked from the other stop to college. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Tory Civil War Deepens As Jake Berry Joins Growing Wind Farm Rebellion Matt Hancock Accused Of Sneaky Ploy To Win Votes From I'm A Celebrity. A tambourine concert while you're on the toilet is one of the things you'll never be ready for. I dont know why they call it a geriatric pregnancy. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Feb. 18-24) "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel." By Caroline Bologna Feb 24, 2023, 12:57 PM EST | Updated Feb 26, 2023 Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. In fact, just pretend like theyre wearing a wire at all times. 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid?Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent.8: It's Mom. My mom suggested I drive carpool to hear about my teens life & now Im stuck driving around rank raging hormone bags who say things like did you and Jenny finally [sends text] and Im like DID YOU AND JENNY FINALLY WHAT? As a parent I really look forward to the time I get to myself, in between my childs bedtime and when I go to sleep. Took my kids to a KISS concert last night, where my son kept complaining about the smelly feet of the group sitting next to us who decided to go barefoot.In unrelated news, my son doesn't know what weed smells like. Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) January 15, 2022. was playing "restaurant" with my five year old and she was confused why the waiter isn't the person waiting for food and well. We serve 6 different types of potatoes, everyone brings their books, and we read.Genius! So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. I used to think I would be a cool laid back dad then my kids left the back door open when it was 97 outside. Allison Slater Tate is a freelance writer and editor in Florida specializing in parenting and college admissions. One thing older parents always say to new parents when you have a baby is you dont need a lot of stuff! and Im here to tell you this is wrong. So, whats for gross dinner?Me: Im having pasta but I no longer know what youll be eating, many years ago, I had a meeting with my God son's teacher, she was worried about his speech development bc according to her " he NEVER speaks", I asked him - " Gabo, what's going on?" The worst part of leaving the grocery store is the text from your wife asking if you are still at the store as you drive away. Still laughing about the time I was less than 2 days postpartum and I tweeted that my 36 hour old daughter and I were watching Bones in the hospital and someone tried to lecture me that children under 2 should have zero screen time. Finally, my kids egg allergy is paying off, Apparently referring to a Girl Scout as your cookie plug just gets you dirty looks outside the grocery store. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. My husband and son are farting on one another. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. If you wear it every day and then take even one day off, everyone thinks youre dying. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year. Janene #1 Ouch! I cannot possibly leave without my emotional support toothpick but I dont know where it is. The road to parental sanity is paved with all of the things you swore you'd never do if you ever have kids of your own. Feels like the solution is to leave her in the woods. My kid could break a window and they would be like, "Way to go, buddy! That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 16, 2022. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. Lets see if I can actually get him there on time. ". Talking about whether shell get married some day and my 11 y/o daughter said she probably would so a puppy can bring the rings down the aisle on his back and this is already a better reason than many of my friends had for getting married. my 7yo: wow that was a long time ago do you think shes still alive? Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Wait, what color is the fence? One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. While Spring Break can be a wonderful time for your kids to get away from the hustle and bustle of school, it's not exactly a break for parents. Here are some of the best tweets I've come across this week. ". By 6 AM I had already told 3 people about the 2 different woodpeckers at the feeder this morning. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! The 20 Funniest Tweets from Parents this Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. When your kids get too old to bring home school fundraisers, the second half of your life begins. -my 4yo threatening me. This baby in the mirror is real trouble. 8: We only go. Main Menu. Before kids: *Slow sips of wine in the bath*After kids: *Rage drinking morning coffee in the shower*, My friend said she couldnt wait to have kids so I went right over, turned on Cocomelon and hid the remote. If you ever feel like your kindergarteners questions are not overstimulating you enough, chaperoning a field trip with your child and 22 other kindergarteners might be right for you. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Me, before kids: I'm going to be one of those moms that always looks put together.Me, today: Realized that I was wearing my slippers while shopping at Target. There are those who say, Ill just do it later, and those who say, Ill do it now so I dont have to do it later, and they marry each other. My tween, who wanted money, told me I dont look a day over 41. My 4yo asked me what Im getting him for my birthday tomorrow. My kids love taking turns, for example, they take turns pushing down the garbage so neither one of them has to take it out. It truly is a wonderful life. My 9yo very disappointed, "it's rigatoni learn your pasta." My cousin had a baby and my father is giving advice on fatherhood. Jun 24, 2022, 09:46 AM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. I demanded a snack then sat on the floor and cried when she gave me one, left legos randomly all over the floor and tried to flush a Barbie doll down the toilet. This is exactly why I wanted chips! Nice to have someone you brought into this world call your posts cringe, My 8 year old: Mommy, do you know what synovial fluid is? It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Or, if you're not in the kid-having camp, a selection of funny relationship. Kids are terrifying. Think twice about what you say in front of them. I was in the bathroom when my 5-year-old busted in there with a tambourine. My 3yo niece wanted me to pretend I was her baby. Nothing is sacred. Also, uh oh, summer. Enjoy. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids, Top 20 Sweet and Funny Tweets For Valentines Day. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. 6 Amazon travel essentials for your next getaway, starting at $12. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying, Rule #1 of the parenting code: it is now acceptable to use baby wipes to clean everything. I hate to disparage a small business but do not go to my daughter's nail salon pic.twitter.com/CszgDqN5pC. Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad. When I was a kid, my mom dropped me off at the mall and I had to wait until cellphones were invented and sold at the mall to text her to pick me up. My 12 year-old had a sleepover last night and I regret to inform you she's the "hey guys let's keep it down" kid. his cart showed $984.31 and i acted as if i had to defuse a bomb. Spring Break is imminent, and there's nothing you can do about it. My 7YO said she cant go to school cause her tummy hurts, and the only thing which will make her feel better is playing Roblox. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Me: its time to goKids: wait. Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. Wait, you might be asking yourself, are parents really funny? Because shes in the livingroom. Whenever ppl are like I dont mind kids in public, I just think parents should teach them to behave I want to be like do you understand just getting my toddler dressed and out the door already made me cry twice? You will need it in some years when your son is the most annoying person you know in the world", I asked my daughter to clean the bathroom and she yelled BUT I JUST CLEANED IT TWO DAYS AGO so shes ready for adulthood, My 7 yr old now ends sentences with bada-bing and all of a sudden his outfits all feature a silk tie with matching pocket square. Im 40. 20 Funny Tweets From Women Whose Husbands Are in the Dog House, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. And a sudden urge to eat crackers and chicken nuggets! Latest batch, and follow @ HuffPostParents on Twitter to spread the.! Round of funny relationship you 'll never be ready for its not like pee! To set the trash can out and missed the pick up only around... The 7 pictures of me as a person already this year Ive really grown a. Leave the baby home alone! on it grown as a baby is you eat really looking... 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