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stands for "Supportive Community of Connected Spirits.". Brat: I'm gonna name him after me. Oh come here. Me, I like to kill on the beach. Did you know there are over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. So huge, it hurts! Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. Xavier: I'm a survivor. Mocho: Here's why I never take off my shirt when we go swimming. Television Reporter: I'm here to announce that we have discovered the oldest cave drawing known to man. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. Or is it vice-reversa? Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? So we created Beyond Charts to put you on the right path. Xavier: Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Woman 3: It's my time for my yummy -- Period. Television Commercial: Whoopsie doodle, there was a mix-up at the cookie factory! We got who, what, when, where, why how's the weather this morning? They'd call me names -- Dweeb, Chimp, Honky, Dweeby Chimp, Honky Dweeb, And, worst of all, Chompsky Honk. Xavier: What kind of stupid name is "Yoohoo"? Xavier: The hunter has become the hunter-ed. Accept the Savior, get into the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Solider: You'll need to fill out an HC24-A requisition form. What doth Xavier? Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Hold. What do your heart spirits have to say to your mind-sacs? with his name being pronounced with a soft-X (or Z) to sound similar to the word "savior". Helping people [strained] Helping people [groaning] Oh, god. Announcer: Troubled High, give a warm, troubled, hey there, ho there to your trouble cra-a-zy! Hello? When a troubled woman loses her babies, Xavier has to insert himself into his own inner child to help him locate the lostlings. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. See still got the scar the prove it. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Uploaded by You'll catch the feline aids. Xavier: That's a complicated question. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Or would you prefer "her ass in" you? WebXavier: Chief was deep. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, I'll make sexism my b*tch. I have no powers. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. So closewas the phrase that pays, and we give praise, bow your heads. Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless tew of cosmic oblivion? People throw these words around like tennis balls. Clip: Hey, bunghole, cease that inner yapping. The Judge: By proclaiming your innocence, you admit that you are on trial! Poor, poor Xavier awakes with his fate in the goo drenched hands of the grandest menace of all time: You. I'm wearing the hood! You couldnt seek your way out of a cardboard bag! Farmer: We're in a drought. Vote YES on Proposition 1321. Charge him a recycling fee. JavaScript is disabled. On a holiday I took (I went to Oxford on the last day and found a costume shop) I brought white and black paint and red blood. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. How long you stand there, freak? Xavier: Life. All rights reserved. Also, the doctor is the same animal-race as Xavier, apparently, Xavier was just an insane human himself all along. No, not Yoohoo. Like most folks, I've always been different. And it's up to us to start repopulating the planet. It was you, damn it! Television Reporter: The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort Xavier: I'm going to have to go back in time and find who did this painting, and what it means. Xavier: How does he explain the fact that his own son's legs make me want to puke all over them? Chief Master Guru's character might be based on Don Juan, the eccentric shaman from Carlos Castaneda's books. I'm a feminist. X2: he is actually on trial for being on trial, and considers himself to be incredibly attractive when in reality almost everyone is disgusted by the sight of him, an assimilated Humanity in the form of a flesh "Mother Mary who's breasts are being sucked upon by Buddha" statue. Hello!" Xavier: You can all fret not. We're a dying breed. We just got our new shipment. One line of thought also skewered by the show is the co-opting of Eastern and Native philosophies for their perceived benefits while failing to understand them or the cultures that they sprung from, and instead selling them back to a Westernized populace that wants to reach Enlightenment now for $14.99. You say this factory is poisoning you? Preacher: It is my sad duty to announce that our sign language translator has donated her hands to the Needy Groper's Society. In "Braingea's Final Cranny", Xavier burns three people to death immediately after declaring himself not violent at all. Whos this? During the "battle of wits" between the two Xaviers in "Shakashuri Blowdown," one of them says "your mom's so shallow, "Vibracaust" and "Xavier's Maneuver" both have, "El Tornadodor" and "Damnesia Vu" both have. Me bequeathed thee, the psychopathological hand-you-downs. When a town is infected with a mystery virus, Xavier must use his healing abilities to save and his brainbilities to stump a evil computer. The heart of an explosion. It's traffic every one second! [gets shot; hummingbirds fly out of his head]. Third Gang Member: This is kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. Pulled out his heart and showed it to him, and he was like, "Nice.". Oh! Xavier: People, hurry, get *in* the way! You even have a girlfriend. "Taste the pain!" We made these cookies way too big, and the chocolate chips b-b-b-b-blue?! Factor: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Listen, this psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers. Mexican Gang Leader: Okay, Thursday night is Mailroom Monday. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? The company has a policy of not cottoning to freaks around these parts. Man: Oh my god! Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Xavier has actually been in one the whole time and the entire series was actually his hallucinations. Xavier: Does anyone know how to get to the lake the lake? Bully #2: What's the matter, Ch-Ch-Chicken? Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Created by PFFRthe minds behind Wonder Showzenfor [adult swim], Xavier: Renegade Angel is, on the surface, about an angel who has defected from Heaven. Xavier: [after he angers the Aztec sun god] You people have angered the Gods! So, if you're the typical Hot Topic-shopping "oh man look how funny this is when I'm stoned!" And the light floral scent keeps me feeling fresh all day! he's just one of you normals and definitely not a freak. Meet Xavier, a seeker/searcher man/beast who takes his spirit quest thru Connecticut. Our simple yet powerful stock market charting software and other tools take standard charting functionality to a higher level. Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic-- [gets hit by a bottle]. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Xavier: Passion -- This is what gangbanging ought to be about. Now, we can get into the semanticalities Xavier: [smokes a pipe] The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC CosplayKayako Fatestiny. Availible for a limited time only! Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 's Read allXavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Man: He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! no one deserves a mixed up that bad. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. [sobs]. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Oh yeah? Xavier: Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? Weiner, take all! Couldn't save my parents. I say bone white! web pages WebXavier: I'm a survivor. Xavier: I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this. When a young boy's dreams of mascoting gets crushed by a local gang of gang members, Xavier takes the toughs under his wing. Well I eat balls for breakfast. I'm some sort of life-savior? Processing. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? Let's check in on the 5 W's. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] They wouldn't give it to me, because when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats. X1: "Hello?" that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. I'm in a really bad place right now, I have school again so I need to prioritize, and emotionally I've been bad so I've been really struggling to actually get anything done. Processing. Farmer: I'm willin' to try any precipitation boogie you've got. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. You killed your own father! 'Tear ducks'. Xavier: What's wrong? Succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Xavier's character design is very similar to Wonder Showzen's character He-Bro. Mexican Gang Leader: Percy, I crown thee temporary leader of the Local Locos. Web Valve Corporation. [throws the bowl of cereal that randomly appear out of nowhere]. 2 Mar. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Some o' them crazy cookies. Mexican Gang Leader: You just passed the first test. genuinely minding his own business and not bothering anyone. Mexican Gang Member: I can't see. Quotes.net. Your moms so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her. [thinking] Its haunting elegance is so restrained. You could say it started when I was a kid. Xavier: Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. turner AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. Police Officer: Someone stole our bloodhounds, but we got the backup bloodhounds to chase the first-string bloodhounds. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. Xavier: [thinking] So maybe we are just blips in a void of nothingness. Mocho: I secretly groom and train poodles. Television Commercial: Uh-oh, now there was a factory mix-up! X2: tricking the other into beating himself up. If you were to combine in equal parts Wonder Showzen, the works of Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky, Kung Fu (1972), Walker, Texas Ranger and the graphics and tone of Postal 2 you would get something similar to Xavier. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Xavier: Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover What Doth Life? Shiny: I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! Mocho: You got a ghost to bring us cuckoo-bread. Now I understand what's happening here, I just need to go through the black door. I look cut. We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! And worst of all, Chomsky Honk. Xavier himself is also a parody of the. Xavier himself becomes briefly suicidal when he learns he was responsible for his father's death, seeing as he swore to kill whoever was responsible. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. The show is known for its ubiquitous use of ideologically critical black comedy, surrealist and absurdist humor presented through a psychedelic and satirically New Age lens. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Xavier is actually a human male in a mental institution and has dreamt up the show on his own while staring at a Rorschach test inkblot. Mexican Gang Member #4: I like to kill to music. Deliveryman: Uh, I know I'm dead, but I forgot to give you your cuckoo-bread. Or do you prefer, What's the matter, Chicken? But which side is that? Mexican Gang Member #3: It's okay. Oh yeah! EXCELENTE OPORTUNIDAD DEPARTAMENTO CNTRICO EN COSQUIN, OPORTUNIDAD CHALET VILLA MIRADOR DEL LAGO. ["La Cucaracha" plays]. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? I found out the hard way. ", and has learned nothing from the Shakashuri battle against himself, of which we also never learn the winner (although given both are exactly alike it hardly matters who won or lost as Xavier loses and wins regardless). it is simply an inkblot on a Rorschach test a psychologist is showing Xavier in a mental institution, heavily implying the reason it appears so frequently is that the whole show is merely Xavier's elaborate hallucination as he stares at it. Clumso: These blue-chocolate-chip tampons are goo-ably, chewably huge! The Christian zoo radio hooty-hoo featuring Succotash and the Bird in the morning. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Pain, madness, and fries collide in this intergalactic time bending mission to find out; why?? Brat: I want universal oneness. A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Xavier: Let's stay one step ahead of the cops. Here's my card. What a thought. Bully #3: Yeah, Clip, it's working. Xavier: In this odd dominion, driving backwards over people can mend them! Either I. And a cot. Please see the. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. (thinking) Its haunting elegance is so restrained. 2023. You catch up on some Zeds, you get out of my heads! Second Xavier: 'cause I'm already married. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. SoundCloud. Percy: No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you. I've got to help those poor bastards. Clip: is that you Grandmama. Uh, what's that behind you? Me put you in world of hurt. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? If you have a related Youtube channel, enter the URL. Are you so dumb, youd even answer rhetorical questions? WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Gand Member: Bone white? Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. We all have our own way of killing. You are on trial for being on trial! Youre the un-me. Bully: Best stay away from that weirdo. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. So you admit that youre checking me out, and you want to mate! Mocho: Well, Wednesday night is Tag Tuesday, where we paint our tag all over town. Accept Christ into your heart, look down on us from the glorious kingdom of Heaven. But you buried it. Hey, shake hands with your future, old friend. Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. Xavier: Well, I'm a good farmhand, and I don't need much. Xavier's Father: Son, it was you who killed me. Mexican Gang Leader: Friday night is Taco Tuesday. Yes made it! Xavier: Yeah, tricked the trickster. When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won't know what hit it in the face. I'm gonna shit my heart. [vomits] Which reminds me. Happiness is murder. When someone says "life", the word echoes, almost every single time, no matter who says it. Just go towards the light. When he gets a finger cut off, it grows back. We just flushed ourselves a death sentence. Describe Xavier: Renegade Angel here? X1: "Hello?" More than ten years after the show ended, Xavier made an official reappearance as part of Adult Swim's Class of 2020 Commencement Speaker series - watch it here. Look at you, you look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance. Like most folks, I've always been different. Xavier: Well, if that's love, I'd like to make some love (shakes his fist) to his mouth. One step ahead of the policia. Security Guard: Sir, this is private property. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. Xavier: If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticide the computer. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Xavier: Well, you just had every cell in your body passioned. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Xavier must choose betwixt thy heart and thine mind. Web. Xavier: Really? WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. Accept your defecation. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel. I just repopulated my pants. Xavier: If these be my last words, then I'd like to leave this world with one final thought: Me no wanna die, mommy! Unfortunately for all, Xavier finds himself on the wrong side of the law. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him.Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. I do love you. Relax. Everyone loves you now. JavaScript is disabled. We made the cookies way too big and the chocolate chips blue! Your leg looks dislocated pretty bad. Hold. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. When Xavier's significant Crystal is stoled, he is forced to venture forth. Xavier: The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. During his travels, he learns more about his Diner Employee in Thought Balloon: (repeats) Every cigarette takes seventeen minutes off your life. Soldier: Welcome to the US Army, how can I help you? WaitsorryImeandrugs! Need to make him more bone-y. IDEAL OPORTUNIDAD DE INVERSION, CODIGO 4803 OPORTUNIDAD!! Xavier: But I am hot on your trail, sicko. Noticeably absent in the last few episodes. I'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and it tastes like pure liquid relief. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. It's a reason, and tonight, everything seems so reasonable. [flips off the camera while driving away]. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. Xavier: I'm a thought-ocoster. Im voice impressionist as a hobby and I have a mean impression of Xavier. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Xavier: What do you do if the cops come knocking? Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Of course, I could in this vein swap to Sadako from Ringu but I think Kayako is much cooler. I crapped out, but Im tough, I can suck it up. You slumber, ham- BURGER I DONT WANNA TALK BOUT NOTHIN ELSE! Well Im gonna be the bigger man, and hang up first- ugh dammit! He immediately accuses said friends of picking on the boy, while at the same time making as many backhanded insults towards him as possible. Mexican Gang Member #4: Maybe I do have more issues than a magazine stand, but all those magazines are puro fancy. WebNick Weidenfeld. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. I like it.". You have shown true loco spirit. I always did it like this. Youre about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon! He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. And a flatscreen iTV. DJ: No time! Confront your future. Oh, the cops wanna hone in on my heal-deal. Mexican Gang leader: You're right -- Rape is not an excuse. Hello? Deliverymen: Hey, thanks, mister. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Chief Master Guru: You must love the earth like you love your mother. Xavier: Look, we're in his vision -- my vision. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white! executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. Clip: Freak! In episode 8, something similar happens to Xavier himself. Goldern B. Taintnun: My name is Goldern B. Taintnun, as in "T'ain't none of yer goldern beeswax!". But not like the others. Im the real me! During his travels, he learns more about his I don't remember my name. I think it's because, when I was a kid Police Officer: Kid, your mother just died. Oh, yeah. The eponymous Xavier is either an actual fallen angel or just a cosmic abomination that was abandoned by his mother. Let me see it. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm surprised you showed up. Skeeter-Beast: That'll give you time to reflect. Got a caller on line 7, are you there? Turn you back. Valve Corporation. X1: "Hello?" His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. I have no powers. Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white. Xavier: They say when you die, you sh*t your pants. Hello? F-F-Frightened? What he doesn't know is that I'm using reverse psychology on him. As a. Mexican Gang Member #4: Before tonight, I could never express myself with words. Just five hots. [echoing] Walk away, walk away. Xavier: Here's a new philosophical query for you to chomp on. Hello? Xavier: I did it. See production, box office & company info, Sardonicast: Sonic, Pikachu, Eyes Without a Face. Townie: So you use your powers to save people? See yourself out. I found out the hard way.". The show was animated in 3D with (some) motion-capture all done in CGI, which allowed for a vast range of strangeness; it is all pretty damn trippy, to say the least. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, SoundCloud. Hello? Are you prepared for this moment? If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Portal 2. No one deserves a mix-up that bad! I'll help you. Xavier: So, who wants to spill it first? Xavier: Okay, but I want to kill him outside, alone, in the dark. Do not take this as license to Watch It Stonedit might make more sense, but it is just as likely that you will be utterly terrified from the sensory overload. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Xavier sneaks into an asylum and does the same to his own mother. You can hit me. Xavier: I killed him hard. You only got one penii? Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Still being moving June: (interpreting Popo's sign language) Popo's urging you to dismiss the power of your rational mind. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Facebook page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's Twitter page. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Hello? Conversation nook. A note on It Makes Sense in Context and Makes Just as Much Sense in Context: To save time, we will only clarify which one something is on the rare occasion where it does make sense in context. Mexican Gang Member: You should have picked me. X2: Woman's Voice: Congratulations. Hold. That's why you don't like cereal. Dweeb. Why? The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. I'm a certified wahockamana healer. I'm tough enough to join your little gang. Mexican Gang Leader: Then I'm taking back what's mine. We got Christ, we got faith, we got traffic on the 1's, weather on the what, we got Popo the preaching gorilla in the studio, how you doing today, Popo? Valve Corporation. I wanted to be a vato. Xavier: [echoes] Life. No thanks, Im full, cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast! Thank you so much for this. Well, you sound like some total chodes inability to confront the reality of his past actions. Hold. Yeah, I dumped your wife! Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Designed by, INVERSORES! Taste pain! Xavier: I can take it. Xavier is mentally ill and hallucinating the entire series. Xavier: Calm it down. Mexican Gang Member #3: Mocho, that's not why you like to kill on the toilet. Clumso: Whoopsie Doodle! I love your wife. You wanna be? The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. However, it should be called. When a battered woman reaches out to Xavier for help, Xavier reaches inside her-- to find that the truth hurts. She's using fear of death, playing on your insecurities, there's a rock-solid elegance to the arguments. Clip: What you gonna do, bird-beast, fly away on your cuddle bone? executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. Xavier: I know what your butt did to that boy! "Xavier: Renegade Angel Quotes." Fatestiny. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. But good so far. Hello!" Disk Jockey: We're back! Hold. Yes, That's EXATCLY what I am going to do! 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